Weekly Beatdown

I got shelled today like never before in history. I felt all right last week, just a little weak. Today it felt like TNGA day 5 - total deathmarch. My head was splitting, every muscle hurt and my lungs, or maybe diaphragm hurt the entire time. Those things come and go sometimes, but they didn't do any going today. Even after I dropped out, the ride back in kept hurting. I discovered later that my colon had apparently been hoarding all of the water in my body. That would do it. Ugh. Why did my body pick now to fall apart? Better luck next week.